Unicorns are mainly made of fairy dust, cupcakes, glitter, gummy bears, stars, sunshine, rainbows, kittens, and bacon. The horn is mainly composed of bacon particles that surge through its horn. The tail is made of sporks, while the legs and thighs are made mostly of gummy bears and kittens. The stomach is full of sunshine and the upper body consists of fairy dust, cupcakes, rainbows, and glitter.
HOW IS A SPACE UNICORN BORN?
Baby space unicorns are created when a star dies. It may sound sad, but the star's death begins the new life of a beautiful baby space unicorn. Every two grown up boy and girl unicorns are assigned a baby unicorn to take care of. Baby unicorns are only babies for 13 days before becoming mature unicorns. A unicorn's talent is determined as a child and its name will remain till the end of the universe. Unicorn names are usually:
Fart Star
Farty Rainbow
Unifart
Gummy Sky
Glitterina
Nightshade Dust
HOW DO UNICORNS STAY HEALTHY?
Unicorns can become obese and out of shape if they fart rainbows to often. It sounds funny but is a very serious problem in unicorns at an early age. Unicorns can also become obese by consuming excessive amounts of gummy bears and rainbows. This is not a common problem in the unicorn world, but can occur at times.
Healthy unicorns like the one pictured on the left have healthy diets and continue daily exercise. Daily unicorn exercises:
Flying through space
Chasing gummy bears
Using stars as trampolines
Healthy unicorn foods:
Sunshine energy
Rainbow cupcakes
Moon chocolate
Relationship behavior
Unicorns think that they are ALL that. They are the main cause of break-ups. Unicorns tend to enchant people and break-up relationships that are going nowhere. They can possess you with their magical rainbow farts. They believe themselves to be very sexy even if they are obese. Most unicorns are actually very successful in relationships.
"Those who have never seen a unicorn have missed seeing the shape of love." -Lord Unicornian